As if flying wasn’t already a pain in the ass

After Cancer - Now What? — By on February 18, 2010 at 12:29 am

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div class=”separator” style=”clear: both; text-align: center;”a href=”http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WfwzsWpUQ4/S3h3NRM1boI/AAAAAAAAAyY/uZXbjsZI9mo/s1600-h/boob-knitted170.jpg” imageanchor=”1″ style=”clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;”img border=”0″ src=”http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3WfwzsWpUQ4/S3h3NRM1boI/AAAAAAAAAyY/uZXbjsZI9mo/s320/boob-knitted170.jpg” //a/diva href=”http://www.consumerist.com/”Consumerist/a, a great blog that I’ve been reading for ages now has an article about the woman who set off the airport a href=”http://consumerist.com/2010/02/fake-boob-sets-off-fancy-schmancy-airport-security-scanner.html”security scanner with her post cancer breast implant/a. Now help me please here folks. I used to like to fly and I respect the need for security while we are in the air but do you think that any of the things we’re doing now are making us safer?br /
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I’m going to the a href=”http://www.youngsurvival.org/”Young Survival Coalition’/as 10th Annual Conference next week. This year it is in Atlanta and many of the women who will be joining me are flying in. How many of them are going to run into this problem?br /
Me, I’m driving but I’ve wondered whether I will eventually be pulled out of line because of my prosthetics (falsies). They’re made of silicone which is a gel and while I’ve never weighed them I pretty damn sure they weigh more than 3.4 ounces and I’m sure as hell not putting them in a plastic ziploc bag for inspection.br /
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So ladies, if you get stopped in security I think you should come up with some kind of witty response. If you’re feeling really bold you could just flash your new perky booby at security and inform them that you’ve got the upgraded replacement model. And I’ll see you in Atlanta, bring your swimsuit, the pool’s heated!div class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4713736175601908568-2960638075609251253?l=www.aftercancernowwhat.com’ alt=” //div
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